MICHIGAN IN JANUARY
When it's winter time in Michigan,
And the "gentle" breezes blow,
About seventy miles an hour
And it's fifty-two below-
You can tell you're in Michigan
'cause the snow's up to your butt,
And you take a breath of winter air
And your nose freezes shut!
The weather here is wonderful (ha ha),
So I guess I'll hang around...
I could NEVER leave Michigan...
My feet are frozen to the ground!